Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!

Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!

by That Band Girl May 4, 2010

Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023

Christopher nuno

A fat patato that nobody likes , he’s a cheater and he uses girls , has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a really small crooked penis

Christopher nuno has a small penis

Christopher nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him

by Yourhoe123 May 7, 2018

Christopher Vaughn

when you first meet him hes not always the sweetest or the funniest guy you'll ever meet , but as time progresses he turns out to be the nicest , most caring guy you can meet . He'll open his heart completely and show you a total diffrent side , but only if you stick around long enough to see it ... Dont push to talk to him , and dont constantly nag , just give him a little space every once and awhile and he'll be the best friend you'll ever have ..
for me , hes always somehow been there & even when i hadnt talked to him in years we did randomly find each other again ...
Christophers are the greatest men ever ..

" 'You may not believe in the lord,
nor do you worship him ,
but because i care i will pray for you,
so you dont have to' " - Christopher Vaughn

by justsomegirl-xx August 22, 2011

The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022

Christopher Seda

Christopher Seda is a big fat cocoa puff and he looks like a buddha with that haircut. He likes to annoy Ana in Micah's class and he likes pen tapping. He likes making weird noises on calls, so beware. He is also a nice and funny person, but he is annoying at times. He has a glowing white tit on his roof. If you are friends with a Christopher Seda BEWARE.

That guy has a white tit on his roof!
His name must be Christopher Seda!

by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020