chat tag

A derivation of the more common "phone tag," where two people repeatedly miss each others' messages on chat or text.

This is your third message I've missed. It feels like we've been playing chat tag for days.

by a psuedo-urbanite July 26, 2011

chat labotomy

When you have been in chat so long that you do not have any chat feelings left. Usually after you have been beat silly by all the chat bullies, one after another.

Example: Johns feels numb in chat and doesn't react to what is being said about him. He must have had his chat labotomy!

by oD Katz September 26, 2011

Chat Philosophy

When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.

Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.

by nexorcexor September 7, 2013

chat legend

Someone who has become so ingrained in the cultural history of a chat room that they are referenced even after they leave chat for good (generally due to ban, death, or distraction).

With a name like Sandpaper_Dildo, it's no wonder he's a chat legend.

by Octavius the Octopus September 20, 2013

chat dumped

Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).

Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

Chat Lock-In

A chat lock-in is a situation where a person locks you into a one-way conversation where they proceed to tell you every detail of whatever comes to their mind without letting you add to the conversation or politely end the conversation.

Once in a chat lock-in it is very difficult to end the conversation and you must find or invent new and enhanced methods to escape this lock-in.

Get away. Get away as fast as you can.

Person one: Huwww boy, what a day.

Person two: Really, what makes you say that?

<commence chat lock-in>

Person one: <Proceeds to talk endlessly about subjects which are vaguely related to your original question>

by Cogarius October 13, 2014

Chat Lag

When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness

12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe

12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:

by fukdurbichs November 27, 2014