Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).

As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

Changed

A pretty decent game about goo creatures that attempt to assimilate the player. The game has puzzles, chase scenes, a good soundtrack, and many, many “death” scenes. Big Warning: This game is pretty fun, but was designed mostly for people with a transformation fetish. Don’t look it up or buy it if you don’t want people thinking you have one.

Changed is a fun game, but is made even more “fun” if you have a transformation fetish ;).

by Kopper0625 December 11, 2019

change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Change the Baby

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out, slap some baby powder on her ass (because now it is raw!), wipe off your dick and flip her over to start doing it in her vagina.

Josh: "Man, I don't think I did anal sex right."
Jason: "Did you change the baby?"

Hannah: "That dude totally changed my baby last night!"
Elvir: "It makes it bearable."

by BW3Crew June 20, 2011

Baltimore Change Grabber

When fingering a female like your trying to get your change back from a vending machine.

You can easily get to a woman's g-spot using the Baltimore Change Grabber technique.

by Dynamus79 August 22, 2011

kentucky oil change

The insertion of alcohol into one's rectum using a funneling device. Typically using bourbon or whiskey.

How about we head to the kitchen and make a kentucky oil change?

by fuzzy bunny original December 28, 2011

Las Vegas Oil Change

When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.

Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.

by Pubes Monroe November 2, 2012