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custard

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"
by magck February 20, 2017
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Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.
" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."
by Biggie. March 14, 2017
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Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.
"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."
by Biggie. March 14, 2017
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custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.
Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.
by ez1134 March 22, 2017
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Camtard

An especially awful subset of fentards living in Cambridgeshire, England.
That camtard has married both his sisters, that's bigamy.
by Windsong_@_Debley_Down May 18, 2017
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Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.
I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.
by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017
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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party
Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?
by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
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