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Carpentersville

A town where normal middle-class Hispanic/Latinx and Black families mainly reside. White people surrounding the area shame the town for being "ghetto" just because they see minorities prospering.
White person: "Stay clear of Carpentersville, it's full of Mexican and Black gangbangers!"
Normal person: " Just because crime rates were high in the 90s doesn't mean everything here is ghetto."
by FoxRiverRat July 16, 2022
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Carpentard

A carpenter lacking so much skill that it results in an inability to function in the craft.
Bret is such a carpentard, he can’t even grasp the most basic skills.
by Carpentard July 19, 2022
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Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016
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Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.
After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.
by Filippemo Kid December 10, 2016
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Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!
"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"
by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019
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weird_carpet_stain

dude weird_carpet_stain is so cool!
by bunnyboy53 July 1, 2021
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Aladdins Magic Carpet

When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
by DiamondX November 20, 2014
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