Candie

A combination of the word Canada and Indie. Used to describe independent / indie music from Canada.

Girl: "I just picked up that awesome Sloan album."
Guy: "Cool. What type of music would you say they are?"
Girl: "I suppose they'd be classified as candie rock / rock candie."

by Candie Eater December 9, 2010

Cannibarista

A person trained in the art of preparing and serving pot in a medical marijuana club.

Johnny: "I'll have the double mocha dank"
Cannibarista: "How Would you like that prepared sir, rolled or bagged, or blended? The blend is especially fresh today, I recommend that"

by Dr.Urban September 23, 2007

Cannibal Corpse

Fucking brutal death metal band that would kick Justina Bieber's little ass if they had to.

Justin Bieber: "I'm badass. I challenged Tom Cruise to a fight".

Cannibal Corpse: "That's cute".

by METALRULES!! February 4, 2021

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

Candice

Frequently asked question to one's crush

Hey aren't you friends with Candice?
Candice who?
Candice dick fit in yo mouf

by bigmoneydad November 24, 2017

Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)

For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!

by Candis22443 September 28, 2018

Candice

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"Candice just died"

"Who's Candice?"

by JfizzyYT June 28, 2021