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crank hoe

Someone who trades sex for drugs.
"got meth" crank hoe asks. " i got dirty pussy"
by ladydano April 26, 2015
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Crank Frank

When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had
"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"

"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
by StucKinModeratioN December 20, 2016
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crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.
"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty
by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021
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Crank Squeeze

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.
by Goi Boi July 27, 2016
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Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.
Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!
by taintmonster January 1, 2012
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Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes
Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.
by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017
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