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Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.

In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.

Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:

Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.
Person A: "You know, I really despair in humanity sometimes."

Person B: "Have you been at those youtube comments again?"
by Yonner December 31, 2009
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Fairy comments

This hits different💕🧚 ♀️✨ in a domestic abuse kinda way🌸🦋🌈 (fairy comments)

Bullying is never ok💜💋🌈 except this once✨🦋🧚 ♀️
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cummentary

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin
Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.
by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015
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liveleak comments

Where you can find all the racism, homophobia and other lunacy seen on YouTube comments, with significantly better grammar.
Liveleak comments will rot the sane portion of your brain, but is easier on the literate's mind.
by udusers1 September 17, 2013
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youtube comments

The place where all logic, reason and common sense are stripped away. No place has known the sheer concentration if ignorance before youtube comments. Racism, sexism, appeal to emotion and pure hatred are commonplace.
Youtube comments are the only community to surpass 2003 4chan
by 322997am December 19, 2018
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youtube comments

The brutal and repeated rape of the English language.
A sample of youtube comments: You are wright!!!!!! The're a lot of other great singers! What did he do the last years??????
Everybody is prising him but he is a man with a lot of debt! He loves his family but what did he left the family with? Moneytrouble!! pffffff
by alikasomboooody July 8, 2009
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Comventure

Where the user clicks on the '(Show the comment)' link to try and understand the last comment, only to find there are many more preceding comments.

Comventures are most frequently taken on Youtube and are often noticable by how far off-topic they are from the video.
Whilst listening to a Daft Punk track, I noticed an angry comment about balding transvestite immigrants. I could tell right away this was going to take me on a comventure.
by la.brat September 7, 2013
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