black chocobo

A dumbass who thinks he smokes weed and looses his girlfriend to a guy in a wheelchair.

Did you see Stephen Hawking with his girl?
Yeah man that shit was funny!

by ^_^ November 7, 2004

Cockbit

One who chews on Pickles

Your mom is cockbit.

by Dances with homer September 24, 2003

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

by southwalessniper December 6, 2009

Jace the cockblock

Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)

Jace the cockblock keeps stopping malec moments.

by cayibo January 16, 2019

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003

Cockblock date

Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.

popularized by joe and ciara

"dude joe is such a cockblock date"
"i know we all know shes like karl"

by JoeAbay September 26, 2006

cockbib

A cloth or plastic sheath that has a hole, and when the penis is placed through it, protects the groinal vicinity from unwanted skin-to-skin contact during intercourse.

Sometimes when engaging in coitus with a female from origins unkown, it is prudent to wear a cockbib to protect the inner genitals and vicinity from unwanted torso contact from the aformentioned female.

Example: Man, I was at this Bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and cockbibs to use. I was so releived!

by ranky TO November 28, 2011