Piss cannon

Blasting the shit/skid marks off of the toilet with a stream of piss. Only a guy has a piss cannon

Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.

by etip February 20, 2012

Slut Cannon

One mans tool or "schlong" that he slays sluts with

Hey johnny did you give her the slut cannon
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up

Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night

by slaypoos May 30, 2015

Ass Cannon

When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds

Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016

Ass Cannon

When you try to take a really big shit, but it ends up being a volcanic explosion outside of your ass cheeks.

" Koonkhmer ! I just did a really big ass cannon on my modern warfare 2 screen ! "

by Koonkhmer March 1, 2010

Lap Cannon

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Fanny Cannon

1)when a female is able to shoot objects out of the vaginal region.
2) a woman who has a fourceful vagina

she shot that ping pong ball with her Fanny Cannon like reflexs

by Lloyd And Jesse April 4, 2006

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003