Fuck Button

Noun; The Female Clitoris

Submitting to Courtney's pleas, I pressed her fuck button and hit the jackpot; three Bells and a shower of Gold.

by Orlando Harrison February 29, 2008

poo button

one goes to the website clicks the button twice makes a fart sound. on the thrd time however there i vile, grotesque video of 2 people covered in feces.

Jake really does enjoy poo button.

by Joeeeeeeeeeey November 19, 2007

Ban Button

The "Ban Button" is a hypothetical button (though some network administrators and moderators actually have a key assigned to said feature), that more than often refers to banning someone from something for some particular reason.

The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.

The origins are not entirely sure of.

Person 1: I'm trolling you!

Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*

Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

side-button

v. To snub someone via cell phone by pushing the IGNORE button rather than answering the call.

"Nah, it was just my ex. I side-buttoned him."

by HeyKaren December 9, 2005

Glutton Button

The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.

The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.

I am so full. It's time I released my glutton button

by mtheadman November 12, 2009

Where's the 'Like' button?

When someone on a social website that's not Facebook likes something, but there's no 'Like" button so they say, "Where's the 'Like' button?

A boy sees a girls picture on Myspace and they leave a comment saying, "Where's the 'Like' button?"

by MarryKaaayy. October 31, 2009

The easy button

Taking the “easy way out” by masturbating

“I couldn’t get a date for valentines day so I stayed home and pressed the easy button”

by sonnybonnetboy69 April 4, 2022