Brandon's Law

"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."

by Napalm 99 January 18, 2007

brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

Brandon Cubley

awesome guy that loves metal. has long hair and can play guitar very well. often optimistic. doesn't love easily, but when he does it's usually for a long time.

Dude, Brandon Cubley has to be the best friend any one could every have!!

by !cubley! May 22, 2011

brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.

Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse

by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017

brandon middleton

The best boyfriend ever

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

brandon hernes

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.

You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes

by Ideate May 9, 2018

brandon deel

slutty bitch ass nigga wit a gold toof

brandon deel is chicken shit

by JD Horn May 14, 2018