jesse bolyard

a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker

you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.

by jacks package February 4, 2010

goofy boofy

Goofy Boofy- 1.- the act of inserting a goofy combination of drug in someone's anus. (Booting)- putting drugs in the anus.

1. I had a Goofy Boofy last night.
2. I gave my girl a Goofy Boofy and she is still up.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

titsmashing the bollywock

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

by wadecore May 16, 2013

Great tit and blue footed booby

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.

Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

by lilyoy June 9, 2021

boojy

Mostly used by people from St. Louis when something is uncool, stupid, not right/fair, or crazy

1. I cant believe the bus driver gave up assigned seats...thats boojy
2. My life is boojy...there aint nothin happin'

by Gen. September 23, 2005

Bool

Boolin is the act of doing illegal shit as a group and not giving a fuck

"That boy Alex is really about the bool"

by Kitty_Bo December 22, 2018

Booby Trap

During the act of intercourse, a man puts his penis inbetween the girl's breasts and proceeds to thrust up and down. The breasts (if big enough) should 'trap' the man there until he finishes. Hence - the booby trap.

"My girl loves it when I use her booby trap"

by J3zz1(A December 17, 2008