Jidion's bowling average

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.

Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!

by SoRaHF May 25, 2022

boofing

raising the bow of a kayak when going over a ledge or drop

Look at him boofing that rock to avoid the big hole.

by VA_Paddler May 24, 2013

boofing

To lift the bow of a whitewater kayak while going over rocks, waves, or waterfalls, in order to launch over hydraulics ("holes") or rocks. The name is derived from the sensation that it gives the kayaker, which is similar to rectal administration of drugs.

Boofing on the Little River was such a rush today. Why would you ever plug the hole, when you can boof over it?

by paddler555 February 24, 2011

Boiling Springs

A town that sounds like it has a lot to offer when its name is spoken, but the people who live there know better. This one stoplight town is mainly comprised of students from Gardner-Webb University. They have to drive 20 minutes down the road just to buy a damn beer. Go Runnin' Bulldogs!

There is absolutely nothing to do in Boiling Springs. Lets drive to Charlotte.

by yohon February 10, 2005

bowling

When a female rubs her breast against another females vagina in an up and down motion which can lead to orgasm.

Sally was bowling on Jane last night and gave her an orgasm.

by OJProductions August 18, 2006

Dry Bowling

The act of getting ready to shit but first flushing the toilet and waiting until there's little or no water in the bowl, then dropping your turd. The object is to get the timing so that you have the smallest amount of bowl water possible when the turd hits and thus leave a bigger shit streak when the turd is eventually flushed. This is usually done as a competition to see who can make the biggest shit streak.

Dude, I would have ruled last night when we were dry bowling if I hadn't had the damn hershey squirts.

by texskier November 22, 2009

rice bowling

Hogging all the good tasks at work. This person usually takes on tasks and responsibilities that he/she perceives will bring them recognition, or doesn't require them to get off their ass.

Jimmy is always rice bowling the good projects. He never takes on any shit work.

by GNEAT March 4, 2010