The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

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bar bored/board games

Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?

Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

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Big boned

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."

Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.

by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009

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a word scoring particularly well in board games such as scrabble, words with friends and wordfeud, due to the letters used to form it. Often used about a word seldomly seen in common usage, but the term covers all high-scoring words.

"Squiffy for 75 points? That's a real boardword you've got there."

"I'm 30 points under, I need a good boardword to take the lead again."

by gundersen February 21, 2012

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Board Buddies

A click of people who all post messages on a forum, and are all virtual friends with each other through the posting. They tend to exaggerate everything they post, and post the simplest and most benign stuff just to increase their post count. When a poster from outside the click posts, the click usually attacks that poster simply because the click feels that they own the forum, and anyone else who posts is an outsider. A common way to identify a group of board buddies is to post an intelligent message, or ask a legitimite question on a board, and when 4 or 5 other posters all gang up and respond making stupid remarks, or hijack the thread and take it off the subject, you've found a group of board buddies. Board buddies have poor social skills in public, so they sit at a computer and post hundreds of messages per week on their favorite site. They also have a tendency to share everything and anything about their personal lives amongst each other forgetting the web is public. They reveal more about themselves than they would to their own families, making it very easy to figure out who they are, where they live, and what their personal lives are all about.

Smitty posted a good question on the forum, and 5 board buddies all ganged up on him and made all kind of stupid remarks that didn't even have anything to do with his question.

by Frank LaGrotto June 6, 2009

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