Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.

I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.

by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025

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nightmare blunt rotation

A group of people you couldn’t think of being worse to have a joint with.

Daz: did you go book club last night?
Raz: dude full of neeks. Really are a nightmare blunt rotation

by darktikkerz October 22, 2022

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laced blunt

A “laced blunt” is marijuana laced with other drugs such as PCP or MDMA. Side effects includes hallucinations, disorientation, paranoia, etc.

MotorSport - Migos ft. Nicki Minaj & Cardi B

Nicki's Verse: "Attention, I'ma need you to face front You don't wanna smoke with me , this is a laced blunt

by uglass hoe December 10, 2017

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Garbage Blunt

A blunt rolled with weed from the roaches of other blunts you smoked. Fucks you up hard.

P1: "This shit taste funky, what kinda weed is this?"
P2: "It's a garbage blunt."
P1: "I love garbage blunts!"

by Rascal P April 27, 2015

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Marijuana rolled in a swisher or bluntwraps for one's personal use; a blunt. Blunts can only be defined as personal blunts if it is only for 1 individuals enjoyment. Nobody else may hit/toke/drag/rip from the blunt.

The term "personal blunt" may be shortened to "personal" if phrased correctly. Ex: "I was smoking 'personals' in the cuts of the SFC today"

Cutty #1: "Damn you know them kids in the SFC?
Cutty #2: "I've heard about them, I've heard they smoke hella personal blunts!"
Cutty #2: "Thats cause they G!"

by Pluto415 May 12, 2009

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