mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing

cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine

by supcuh January 26, 2021

emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

She Belongs To The Streets

From the streets did ahe emerge, and I say unto you she is for the streets. So be not weary when she return from whence she came.

And i say unto you, She Belongs To The Streets

by Tarnished October 12, 2023

All day blend

All day blend is a possitive phrase used in liverpool to describe something good.

> We miss school on monday.

> All day blend them!

by Tsange May 14, 2008

Drunken Sex Blender

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

Frog in a blender

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎

The 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎? 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎. 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍. 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙺 𝙸𝚃. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊!

by Sph3r1cal February 27, 2020