Bastardism

to embrace bastardy and to live life with the purpose of creating more bastards. It is also a religion.

Hugh practices bastardism and hopes to create as many bastards as he possibly can through the act of having unprotected sex with women out of wedlock.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.

by Conor1991 September 28, 2006

stinkbutt bastard

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014

Scotch bitch bastard bum

Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.

You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.

by antifolkhero October 3, 2007

old bastard

Used to bring someone down

look at that wrinkly old bastard

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Magnificent-Bastard

You will often find this word misspelled as two words instead of its proper usage as a single hyphenated word. The magnificent bastard is someone who has the utmost confidence in every situation capable of pontificating on every subject within the Anglo American lexicon. Unlike other poor fools, growing up the magnificent bastard never needed to run back to his father for counsel, guidance or explanation on the various complexities and mysteries of life. Since he didn't have a father he developed the inner confidence required to Assume positions of prominence & be seen as the paragon of masculinity and the alpha example of utterly complete dominance.

Guy 1: "My god, man! Look at that savage over there as the most beautiful women in the world flock around him?"
Guy2: "Is it Donald Trump?"
Guy1: "No! That magnificent-bastard, Jeffrey!"

by Mister Bastard November 11, 2016

Bastardisation

That fucking silly bastard derick nobcheese illustrates perfectly the way the english language endures bastardisation with his shit explanation of said word:

Atomic Kitten have bastardisation
a song again!
Apple have bastardisation
microsoft, or tried to.

See? The silly fucking dumb cunt.

Bastardisation, the process of, is a corrupted copy of a given original.

derick nobcheese is a bastardisation of a human being.

by Louseboy August 10, 2004