image board culture

Culture revolved around *chan image boards consisting of unecessary drama, and obsessions with memes and stupid phrases.

LOLZ! is this drama?
ZOMG.
NEVADA
5chan sux

by The_Cap'n October 27, 2004

Bitch Board

A term used for a FORUM of a BBS that was used to argue amongst other members. Sometimes refered to as a "War Board", the forum encouraged strong opinions and disputes for whatever one had on their mind.

Last night when I was on Back Bay's BBS, I started a hugh feud with Warlord666 on the Bitch Board.

by Noel Riggs August 19, 2006

k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

by Chrono68 July 9, 2007

Portuguese Water Board

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!

Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011

light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

urban board

The governing body of the urban dictionary.

I was excited to submit my original term to the urban dictionary but the urban board denied me.

by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013

frog board

a game where you huck frogs at a board with nails sticking out of it, similar to darts in a way

man i totally kicked ass at frog board last night

by theghosttiger July 9, 2015