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blueberries

Often called satans ballsack. I hate these fucking blue balls they provide nothing to society they taste like spoiled milk inside a dead rat i hate this fruit to the depths of hell so much i wanna meet god and slap him with this horrible joke of a creation
Dont you dare feed me those damn blueberries.
by CallmeYourfriendlyCat February 24, 2021
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Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.
Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.
by PeterBoner September 27, 2018
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blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.
I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.
by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024
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blueberry

The most beautiful woman you will ever see. She has a big butt, and with that a big personality. Tends to get excited about every little thing
Vaccinium corymbosum) are perennial flowering plants with indigo-colored berries. They are classified in the section Cyanococcus within the genus Vaccinium. Vaccinium also includes cranberries, bilberries and grouseberries.1 Commercial "blueberries" are native to North America, and the "highbush" varieties were not introduced into Europe until the 1930s.2

Thx blueberry.
by Fazbearsfright1000 November 2, 2017
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
by Lotusss October 31, 2023
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magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.
did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.
by berry potter February 24, 2023
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