Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 29, 2009

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

beastalious

a term so out of proportion from its root that its beyond its actually word.~beast-a-lious adj. - unlike beast, it is a term used to call something or someone that is cool and has potential to be beast, but instead, it isn't.

dude: man...jessica alba is beastalious. like...people have made her way greater than she really is.

chick: wow. i don't care, just finish fucking me so we can get back to class.

dude:...fine.

by cthulhu tentacles March 30, 2009

Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Beastageddon

Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice

Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"

* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.

by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009

blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker October 30, 2011

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015