Face Battle

A cooler version of the word "kiss".

Good day, lady, I challenge you to a face battle.

by jacobiswiggy February 8, 2014

Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition

A 1999 re-release of Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, and its expansion pack, Beyond the Dark Portal, classic RTS games centered around battles between orcs and humans, with a good campaign and great multiplayer, both enhanced in the Battle.net Edition re-release. Plenty of cool magic and weaponry to keep people entertained for hours and cheap to buy since it's old. Unfortunately the game does not work on Windows Vista and its LAN can be messed up by multiple network interfaces. Predecessor is Warcraft 1, spiritual successor is Starcraft and sequels are Warcraft 3 and WoW.

I pawned those orc noobs thinking they were so cool with their bloodlust by hitting them from the sea with 1337 human battleships! Not as imba as you thought ur race was in Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition, eh punks?

by Natorat May 29, 2009

3d Medical Battalion

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than suffered by holocaust victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012

Battle of the bulge

When one's trouser's surface rises above "sea level".

The result of one's sexual arousal.

Little did I know it, but he was experiencing a Battle of the Bulge as he looked me over.

by Kero-kun July 23, 2007

battery soup

Water with AA batteries in it. Don't give this to people– It's a perfect way to sever your connections.

You cast off the apple and the lime. You gave them battery soup and now they hate you forever.

by Bobthedevastator February 16, 2008

Battle Royale

Amazing film, even thought the book is actually better. Bunch of kids trapped on an island and have to kill each other until there is only one left - great entertainment!

Watch the film before you read the book. Probably the best film ever made and i swear if the USA try and rip it off into some trashy shit like they always do (think The Ring, Grudge, etc)i will seriously get pissed off.

"Oh yeah, i loved Battle Royale!, although i did want the fat kid who got shot with the cross bow to win. Shame"

by Faye16 June 5, 2005

lightsaber battle

when two gay guys get the glow-in-the-dark condoms put them on and hit their dicks together ussually performed in the dark

Lightsaber battles are gross.

by howie333 November 8, 2007