Aileen

She is the person, the person who stops time, she is the most gorgeous, weird, loving , funny person in the world she is the person that you want in your life she’s the person that when you talk to them you get lost in the conversation and lose track of time the type of person you’ll fall in love with, she’s the best person to talk to in any situation, I hope to never lose Aileen, I did once and it was the worst mistake I made it made me feel horrible in that moment I knew she was like no other woman I met before she was going to be the person that makes love fun the person that you go on these perfect dates with she’s probably the best mother you could ever wish for you kids to have aswell if I could tell anyone in the world about Aileen, it would be she’s perfect please don’t lose her like I almost did.

She’s the most perfect person in the world that has to be Aileen

by Your amazing alieen<3 May 11, 2024

Azalea

a delicate flower
a good-looking flower
a flowering flower

- omw its an azalea!!!
- HERLPpp 😭😭😭 my azalea was stolen..
- could u lend me ur azalea for a day gang?

by ivanappreciator July 2, 2024

azalea

One of the greatest, realest and funniest discordians. Prime started in /sho and /kages (/aomine)

azalea ? is the goat

by superrizzler6767 November 30, 2025

Abilene

Any mother, but especially step-mothers, who blame innocent children for their adult relationship problems. They are masters of projections specializing in bullying the youngest humans.

My mom was a classic Abilene. Your mom sounds like an Abilene.

by AbileneSucks November 30, 2025

eggy azalea

when iggy azalea is performing and someone throws an egg at her

"did you see eggy azalea's performance last night"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

Maria avilez

Maria is a lesbian who can sometimes be funny ,sweet and a kiss ass when she wants something but can be a devil walking earth when she’s mad or annoyed and can be a total bitch when she in relationships she likes to take thinks slow but she also suck kids dicks that she just met a day ago behind bleachers and is a restart that is sometimes good and bad at lying and is sometimes disrespectful when she doesn’t like something if you get her mad enough she will go off on you she is really outgoing and friendly she also burps a lot and annoys the shit out of people most the time but is really cool to hang with and funny in a special Way is that friend of the group who always recorded everything and everyone else hyped you up listens to ur bullshit and problems and is sometimes awkward is y’all skinny but in a good way clear skin nice smile and sometimes has a mustache and has a beaner couch and doesn’t have papers she’s also part of the small titties committee.fuck you maria avilez

Lilibeth :Maria (*5)
Maria avilez: ignores

Lilibeth :fuck you then nvm

Maria avilez :what

by Thots for life May 8, 2020

SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.

IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."

by agilegadget March 28, 2021