awkward texting

When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.

Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 November 1, 2009

awkturt

the combination of the words awkward and turtle to make an even more awkward word

use in awkward situations

being with someone and having nothing to talk about, this is awkturt

by ronilynda August 4, 2010

Awkward Sauce

The act of doing, saying, or experiencing something odd, uncomfortable, ridiculous, or downright wrong. When this happens, the only way to make the moment pass is to ask someone to "pass the awkward sauce". It can also be used as a noun. i.e. I had some major sauce occur last night at the party. There are different levels of awkward sauce that range from mild, medium, spicy, and on fire.

There is an intimate dinner party, and one guest begins talking about his recent herpes flare-up . One guest says, "Can someone please pass the AWKWARD SAUCE?"

I experienced awkward sauce last night that was extra spicy.

by Ceesel White February 16, 2009

awkward silence

when somethingh awkward happens and then its silent

Friend: GRAB MY ASS
Me: ...

AWKWARD SILENCE

by wvlkjvs WjbkdwBKJBDBKJ December 27, 2011

Awktopia

Being in a place or state of pure awkwardness.

This conversation just moved to awktopia so i'm going to have to move.

It was just a one time thing, so why does it feel like we are in awktopia every time he's around?

by yantone February 18, 2011

awkward

A word used by white people to describe any situation.

It was awkward when two white family's wanted to buy the same lexus.

by mightybadg3r August 10, 2012

awkward hawk

1) a mystical hawk that descends from the heavens to announce when a situation has become awkward. Commonly found during awkward silences and large gatherings of people attempting to engage socially. Hawk tends to flap its wings and squak so as many people as possible are aware of the awkwardness.

2) crazy man wearing an actual hawk costume. No matter the circumstances, will assuredly make any situation awkward.

1) Jordan: "then i said, 'damn! that's a huge bitch!'"

Brandon: "hahahaha....but dude i think im gay"

Jordan: ooo...ummmmm...
*enter hawk*
Awkward Hawk: Braaaaaakkkkk HAWKWARD

2) Jordan(answering the door): Hello?

Awkward Hawk: did you order a man in a hawk costume?

Jordan: ummmm... no...

Awkward Hawk: well...this is awkward

by brandjo October 14, 2008