Asscerbate

Verb, the act of masturbating ones ass.

Man it sucked when my room mate walked in on me asscerbating. Asscerbate.

by Afjordi July 2, 2012

assdensity

Density of ass (attractive females) in a given area or venue

"What's the projected assdensity for the concert tonight?"

by Assman22 June 5, 2013

assbent

Too be so offended over something that you look like a fool.

Usually happens when someone gets their feelings hurt on the internet (palringo, on a game, facebook, etc)

wow he sure is assbent over that!

by Pinky x October 25, 2014

assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.

That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015

Assed

When you rub your ass all up in someone else's ahit.

Arianna - bot you just assed my straw.

by TheSpicTheMicNtheDago August 30, 2016

assen

An awesome guy! Really funny and cute and sweet and exceptionally handsome! A good friend to have around!!!😊💖

Somebody: OMG, Assen is solid cool! I wish I had friends like him and was him!

Me: He's really awesome - that's why he's my friend!!! The >_<

by Hayaz May 27, 2017

Asfekt

The Irish way of of fucking some one in the ass

Small Irishman: the other day I met this lad in a bar and next thing you know we were asfekt.l

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017