Asian Salad

When a man ejaculates on a hairy Asian woman's vagina and then proceeds to eat her out.

Sam had the best Asian Salad last night at the party.

by bootysmasher3000 June 24, 2015

asian wash

someone who love everything about asian people and want to be one but is not.

hahahahha look at that white guy and black guy they act like a asian and eat like an asian but is not an asian freeken asian wash

by npxnick August 3, 2009

Asian Guy

A man of East Asian ancestral descent. They are often overlooked in favor of Asian Girls by horny douchebags.

Contrary to retarded stereotypes, as long as you're a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. Most of them are used to horny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will be wary at first.

Compatible with well-founded stereotypes, they typically try to excel at whatever they're doing, whether it's school, sports, music, games, or computers.

UrbanDictionary has tons of words and definitions for Asian Girl, but few for Asian Guy.

Asian Girls really are the best, but give the Asian Guy some fucking credit for making them.

by NotMe11443611242639 September 22, 2014

Asian Roulette

pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.

Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk

by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019

Asian Sitdown

When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.

After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.

When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.

by dkyn September 27, 2012

Asian wing

a factory or aftermarket spoiler on a small car which is strictly ornamental and does nothing for the performance of the vehicle.

hey, dude, look at the asian wing on that honda!!

by jimmy_d787 August 26, 2010

asian hurricane

when 3 or more asians firmly grasp there acquaintances cocks and spit and twist until the male cums enough to form a wave like shape of cum towards there asian brothers while they slowly try and find out why they belong

the boys really wanted to try a asian hurricane but didn’t have enough guys

by Vikingowen February 2, 2022