Artist

Something/someone my gym teacher uses to define furries or emo kids

Nick: your such a fucking furry

Miku: I’m not a furry im a artist

by Yung Lice March 13, 2019

HJ Artist

A woman or man who is proficient at the art of the hand job.

"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."

by CarthOnasi December 24, 2008

Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.

Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.

by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009

domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste

whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !

by michael foolsley May 1, 2015

Choke Artist

The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.

Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.

by chingachgook August 23, 2016

backout artist

Person who consistently backs out of plans and commitments.

Greg is a total backout artist, he never keeps his commitments.

by Half Carb Burger February 8, 2017

crack-up artist

An individual who is involved in either:

1)Comedic delivery of wit in front of a small audience.

2)Regularly providing 'one-liners' with the purpose of amusement.

Anthony: Have you seen my keys Tony?

Tony the 'crack-up artist': Yes I sure have, there they are.. Not!

by Gus McLeary April 1, 2008