Definitions by CarthOnasi

HJ Artist 

A woman or man who is proficient at the art of the hand job.

"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."

HJ Artist by CarthOnasi December 24, 2008

Wall Gremlin 

A person who continually leaves unwanted posts on your Facebook wall.

"Hey Stacy, I saw that Jim left another post on your wall this morning."

"Yeah, I know. That's his third this week. He's such a wall gremlin."

"Go Bengals!"

Wall Gremlin by CarthOnasi July 20, 2008