Hey guys, this is Austin

"Hey guys, this is Austin"

Austin Evans

hEy gUYs, thIS iS aUStiN

by ur mom lol. October 18, 2020

Austin

Adjtive:
1. A girl who is sick and tired of people assuming girls can't have this great girls name.

2. Beautiful, smart, hard working, great kisser, looks epic in some short shorts and will beat the crap out of the next person who mocks or questions her first name!

Austin Elizabeth Robinson was infuriated when the teacher asked if she was jokeing when she said her name was Austin.

by Austin Elizabeth August 5, 2011

austin bell

hot new canaan kid who flirts with girls then goes off and dates other girls for a max of three days...HUGE player

austin bell is john tucker

by tesstesstess January 1, 2012

austin minnesota

Austin Minnesota is the definition of death. It is infested with crackheads and violence. They are known for there good soccer players but there football team absolutely sucks

Don’t go to Austin Minnesota . Unless you like crack or violence STAY AWAY!

by Shortgirly235 January 14, 2018

Austin High School

A hell hole built sometime in the 1960's. The schools buildings are the most decrepit thing in Decatur, AL. The student body sees themselves as high class well to do people, but in reality they are middle class or lower and will never be successful in what they desire to be. The reason these students will never be successful is their lack of work ethic and overall stupidity. Showcasing their stupidity is a group of want to be rednecks who put "Back Country Off Road" windshield stickers on their trucks. These guys think they are the coolest thing ever and think that lifting a truck 3ft off the ground makes you cool.

Student 1: Hey I go to Austin High School.
Student 2: Sucks for you that place sucks some mean nuts man.

by Back Country Off Road June 16, 2010

austinism

1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.

Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.

by Marvine Butler May 27, 2005

austin kier

the hottest, sexiest person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Not only is he satisfying in bed he can rock your world like no other. He is gentle but rough. His penis is beautiful and very very soft. He is sweet, funny, charming, romantic, very muscular, and has beautiful arm hair. He is the kind of guy who likes family and loves dogs. He can get angry but if you know him well he is the kind that will cool off.

I met Austin Kier last night and I no longer want another guy.

by barenakedlady October 13, 2011