Apple

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 31, 2021

Apple Chapel

Apple Chapel is best known to teenagers of the north shore in particular those from Knox Grammar.

Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.

They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.

Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.

"Hey did you hear about apple chapel?"

"yer that's nasty stuff"

by ily4uract October 7, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

Apptist

A person that is addicted to using iPhone applications and searches for new applications frequently. This person swears that there is an application for everything and that anything can be done through an application.

I love iPhone apps. I have now become an Apptist.

by andyg213 February 27, 2009

Apperatlus

Application that runs any type of Atlus apparatus.

Google Maps is an Apperatlus, it runs on the Android platform.

Many types of apperatluses come standard on all different types of cellphones.

The Apple iPhone utilizes a Google Maps Apperatlus, AT&T charges

by |EStarr| November 30, 2009

apple fag

that guy that wont shut up about his new macbook or iphone or imac or how great it is to own an apple product. I GET IT! YOU'RE HIP AND TRENDY! who gives a fuck...

prima: HEY! check out my new iPhone! it's got a BROWSER!
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.

by ASSHAToftheCENTURY November 11, 2009

cinnamon apple

Your baby. Your main boo. Your bae til the end. The person that's not supposed to leave you for anyone else causing you to fly into an threat-filled rage on the curb in public.

I thought you loved me! You were my baby. My fucking cinnamon apple.

by LeRoy Jankanz August 29, 2014