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Whorse face

WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face
Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!
by emthom07 June 23, 2010
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fatch face

1) The face made while eating fatch.

2) The normal face of a person that looks like the face somebody would be making while they eat fatch.
Anna has a fatch face.
by jed h August 23, 2008
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Face-Stalk

To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.

see also facebook stalker
"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"

"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"
by thefacestalker April 26, 2009
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Shredding Face

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013
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Beat a face

To flawlessly apply makeup.
Oh, Gurl! She might dress like a truckstop hooker but she knows how to beat a face.

Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.
by Tsa Tsa May 2, 2010
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Face stomping

Term originating from small circles of Counter-Strike gamers. Refers to the act of doing something extraordinary or with great excellence. Also synonmous with 'pwning' in gaming. Can be applied in various forms as long as the words "face" and "stomp" are included within the text, although there are exceptions to this rule.
1. "You just witnessed a face stomping.
2. "That guy just got face-stomped."
2. "Dude, I'm stomping faces right now."
3. "I just stomped that math test's face!"
4. "Facial stompage."
by God. January 22, 2006
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Piss Face

a rude, annoying asshole who thinks he's a hardass, bitches, moans and lies about everything in order to make friends. Pissfaces traditionally will lie about getting out in dodgeball, beat up children younger than them, cry often, lie about how much they party, say weird things to women, and wear clothing from wal mart with holes in them. They're often dirty and do dumbass things like play bloody knuckles or armwrestle women.They commonly are covered in muffling. Their natural habitat includes anywhere there are cigarettes or four wheelers. When a pissface is spotted it is encouraged to yell "sit down piss face!" and throw something at them. You can pissface-proof your home by keeping ample amount of literature in the home, having a male weighing at least 110 pounds around the house at all times, possessing plenty of soap, having a brick mail box, and digging holes in your yard and covering them with a blanket with leaves on top.
Piss Face! Everyone hates you!
by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008
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