Pitch Slapped 

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

Pitch Slapped by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

cheek slapper 

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.

Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!

cheek slapper by Global Feetus April 2, 2007

slapnesia 

sudden memory loss when threatened with prosecution for abuse.

Chris Brown suffered a debilitating case of slapnesia when he had to appear on Larry King Live about his "incident" with Rihanna.

slapnesia by gmcommgrad September 26, 2009

slappin paps 

Another term for jerking off, you know walking back from class and finding your roommate jerkin it in your dorm room.

Yesterday I came back from Organic Chemistry and walked in on Johnny slappin paps...

slappin paps by CPB223 February 11, 2012

Dirty Little Slapper 

A slut. A whore.

Rachel is a dirty little slapper. She’ll sleep with anyone.

Dirty Little Slapper by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

slapnap 

When one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a "nap" when, in fact, they are actually going to go masturbate.

Nikesh: "Sorry guys, this looks like fun, but I gotta go take a nap."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."

slapnap by GunterClemson August 26, 2010

slaptual music

Spiritual music that slaps.

Slaptual music is like healing through music. A good slaptual song is Stay In My Lane by Stuck In A Tree.

slaptual music by Janettials February 21, 2023