gimp attack 

an attack of millions of leather clad sex slaves

(A man is attacked by a gang of people)
Man: fuck i feal like im haveing a gimp attack

gimp attack by aaron October 13, 2003

poop attack 

The sudden, overpowering urge to poop. Often occurs at an inopportune time and/or place.

I was 8 miles into my 20 mile run and I had a poop attack!

poop attack by steven1534 April 28, 2011

Apache Attack Helicopter 

Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter

When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.

Apache Attack Helicopter by Dtreeman May 12, 2018

attila 

Hes A Sexy beast With Flameing Green Eyes like a dragon

tall but short but sexy lil man

attila by Bob January 6, 2005

spak attack 

1.to do or say something completely stupid or retarded, much the same as a spak would

2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast

1 'i was trying to chat up this hot guy/girl and i had an almighty spak attack. s/he asked if i i wanted them to find my carer'

2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'

spak attack by lalalaland January 21, 2008

attenslut 

An attention whore with no agenda or gain.

Jean-Paul: Holy shit, I want summa dat.
Jean-Luc: Dude. Don't be bangin' dat. She's such an attenslut.

attenslut by euphoric giraffe July 20, 2008

attention john 

A person who humors the attention whore by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. In essence, the attention john gives the attention whore business, much like a regular whore-john relationship.

Jeb: Poor Bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.

Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!

Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!

Fran: You are such an attention john!

attention john by Spivvy April 2, 2008