dick slot

The gap in an open front commercial toilet seat

Friend 1: How was that sit?
Friend 2: Dude, it was comfortable because the toilet seat had a dick slot.

by IHATERIIDO April 15, 2009

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dick-tionary

a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.

"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"

by kc'sbest les breasts and thigh January 3, 2009

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Brochitis that is transmitted through oral sex. Symptons include bumps underneath the head of the penis. Normal symptons of bronchitis are also transmitted. Worst case scenario for those who have foreskin. (Also known as bronco head)

Bob - "Dude I got head from a bitch with bronchitis"
George - "Dude are you serious? Your gonna get bronco dick!"
Bob - "Fuck is that why I have yellow bumps on my penis and a cough?"
George - "Yea dude you need to get anti-biotics and cream for that shit."

by drsimer October 24, 2010

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Barney Dick

The purple jerky-like substance that remains after boiling Robitussin. It can be ingested to obtain a small buzz followed by about an hour of vicious vomiting. Resembles Barney the Dinosaur's Dick.

Yo, you got any of that Barney Dick? I need that in my mouth!

by D.Havok April 15, 2009

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high dick

when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead

"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"

by lady balfour December 9, 2008

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fuckers dick

When you have sex with your partner so much that your penis is chaffed and swells up. This is usually accompanied by some mild burning and sensitivity.

"I got fuckers dick last week when my girlfriend wanted to go for round 4!"

by Sean Bishop June 15, 2006

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