Navy water 

To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline

Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet

All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.

Navy water by Dinger S. Jackson December 9, 2021

Starbucks water 

When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.

Starbucks water by Air handler December 9, 2021

cold water 

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

cold water by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

Piss Water 

When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.

Is fountain water piss water?

Piss Water by The Fire Panda December 11, 2021

Cow Water 

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

Cow Water by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021

Dog water 

A player who sucks at Fortnite and has terrible aim so he can't get any kills.

Bro why are you searching yourself up? Dog water!

Dog water by SillySalleh December 24, 2021

Scandinavian Water Bottle 

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.

Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.

Scandinavian Water Bottle by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021