The Bro Card 

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.

Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.

The Bro Card by clownkid18 January 14, 2012

demi-bro 

A girl who, except for lacking a penis, would qualify as a bro. She is interested in drinking, fucking, partying, working out, and chilling with her bros.

Demi-bros can sometimes be problematic, on account of her wanting to have sex with her bros, and vice versa. This is the only thing that disqualifies her from being a bro, because bros should not want to have sex with their bros.

That girl is such a demi-bro, buy her another beer.

demi-bro by reasons August 26, 2012

Taste Bro 

When you give your bro a blow job and have the taste of his semen in your mouth

"Want to be taste bros?"
"You'll have to struggle snuggle me first freak!"

Taste Bro by lick my balls larry October 5, 2012

Lounging Bro 

The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.

"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".

Lounging Bro by The P&P May 17, 2013

Maximus Bro 

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.

Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

Maximus Bro by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014

snorkel bro 

A Guy that love giving oral sex to female.

My man is such a snorkel bro.

snorkel bro by bambino5683 October 13, 2014

Lax bro 

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax

That lax bro never puts down his stick!

Lax bro by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015