Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019

texas toasted

someone who is roasted so bad they could be served at a 5 star restaurant

“I wanna beat that guys ass!!”

“Yeah!! He has a lot of ass to beat to!!”

“TEXAS TOASTED!!”

by Gekixo January 29, 2019

Booty toast

When your ass gets a sunburn

Ooo girl look. She got booty toast.

by Piiza June 28, 2019

roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition

Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019

Tank thomas

A raw ass football player that will run you the fuck over

Tank Thomas will run you over

by Tank Thomas April 19, 2019

alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!

Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.

by Angryabby April 21, 2019