tele-poop 

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

tele-poop by nastydandude May 21, 2008

The Poop Loop 

when you have a great bowel movement and need to tell your best friends how great it was.

I kept Tiffany in the Poop Loop when I texted her with glee after taking a marvelous shit.

The Poop Loop by Uncle Joosie February 5, 2018

No Poop July

You heard it right here fellas, no shitting for the rest of July or else

No poop july is exactly what it sounds like

No Poop July by nlolhere July 8, 2020

Glue stick Poop 

The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.

Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.

Glue stick Poop by Accrued June 17, 2010

ninja poop 

-the process in which feces exits the body and travels straight down into the large hole at the base of the toilet bowl as if it were hiding

That endless waterslide reminds me of a ninja poop, the people are diving straight down into the pipe, never to be seen again.

ninja poop by Roux and Jeff February 25, 2006

J-poop 

Refers to Japanese pop music that is overly saccharine, cutesy, and lacking substance of any kind.

I love delicious K-pop, but I detest shitty J-poop

J-poop by Truth Teller 7890 September 24, 2015

Tuna Poop 

caused by eating tuna, a tuna poop is the most foul, disgusting, smelly, rancid poop anyone can ever take

Hey Matthew Peterson, did u take a nice tuna poop after ate all that tuna?

Tuna Poop by Big Penis M February 15, 2012