Is when a man shoves his cock into another man who has just taken a shit and has not wiped his ass so then when he jizzes his Penis hole will be a J hole and becomes shitty or poopy.
Charlie why do you have a Poopy J Hole, where you having sex with Jake again.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'