smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020

Bikini beans

Hard nipples under a bikini top.

I can tell the ocean water is cold because Kylee just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

foo bean

To be a fake or unreliable

A is foo bean

by Jackfrost00 October 18, 2020

Bean heartbeat

When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused

“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”

by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018