beans

Short for “Cool Beans!” but less corny

Y: Man wyd?
F: Nothing, just watching tv
Y: Beans.

by uglystepmother July 9, 2020

foo bean

To be a fake or unreliable

A is foo bean

by Jackfrost00 October 18, 2020

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

Bean heartbeat

When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused

“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”

by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023

beans and patties

Rape

You're gonna get the beans and patties

by Thegreatganjalord September 12, 2015

oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 4, 2021