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beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

Gingerfest

The first weekend of October is Gingerfest. Created in 2010, it became a festival in honor of all those great gingers out there. It's celebrated on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the first October weekend. The first day is marked by a giant rally, and some after parties. On Saturday, they host parades in honor of Gingers, and a night of partying. Sunday is marked by a huge feast, Thanksginger, in honor of all the brave gingers. Everyone is welcome to celebrate, and it is filled with fun for families and friends.

First Kid:Hey, wanna go hang out at the movies?

Second Kid: No way, it's Gingerfest tonight.

Gingers are persecuted everyday of the year except the three days of Gingerfest.

by AVeryReliableSource October 4, 2010