massive simp 

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.

girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD

massive simp by FamilyTherapy February 2, 2021

Proto-simp 

A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.

Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.

However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.

Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.

A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.

“Joel is a proto-simp.”
“PROTOSIMP” -William
“PROTOSIMP” -Cohl
“PROTOSIMP”-Yosiah

Proto-simp by memes124 February 5, 2021

Schrödinger’s Simp 

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.

simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”

Schrödinger’s Simp by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020

Wyatt Tier Simp 

A male junior in high school who simps for under class men. Also used to describe the anti-Christ of Taylorism and the enemy of Wyatt’s Sister.

Distance Runner: Wyatt stop being a Wyatt tier simp
Wyatt: 39 buried 0 found

Wyatt Tier Simp by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

No Simp 

The equivalent of saying "No Homo" except used in cases you would normally be considered as simping. If you compliment a girl you have to say "No simp" afterwards or you are a simp. Usage of more than once a day makes the phrase invalid.

Example: Hey, your hair looks nice today, Belinda. No simp.

No Simp by PropheticLies May 6, 2020

No Simp September 

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

No Simp September by The Wae September 2, 2020

gay simp 

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.

you are a gay simp

gay simp by thecheetoman March 15, 2020