Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
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John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
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