Oh My God Confession 

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.

"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

Oh My God Confession by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010

Oh my God 

An exclamation of extreme shock or surprise... but only valid when the word God is capitalized.

"Oh my God Doug... I can't believe you didn't capitalize the word God"!

Oh my God by Maxo888 February 27, 2014

the happy right hand of god 

an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.

(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)

the happy right hand of god by ttbilllets May 22, 2006

Sex God 

James O’Neill

Slave 1: look it’s master James

Cillian Murphy: he sure is a sex god

Sex God by Sksksksks✌️ December 2, 2020

Thank God It's Black 

when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.

Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black

Thank God It's Black by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

in god we trust 

for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right

guy 2: its fucked up too...

in god we trust by brian December 28, 2005

Based God

A Based God is the lowest rung on the Hip Hop Food Chain. ex: Basement God

Moe Sizlack II is such a Based God

Based God by Starkks April 10, 2010