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Too Juicy Bro

A phrase used to describe something of grate intrigue or satisfaction with a person, place, thing, or story.
Can be said with a deep voice very muffled under breath OR very drawn out with a high pitched voice.
Person A: It only took her about three dates..
Person B: Too Juicy Bro

OR

Person A: (Looks at a girl. Makes eye contact with Person B. Looks back at girl.)
Person B: Tooooo JUICY!
Too Juicy Bro by doscalixto January 10, 2012
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retard: Hey ima be a step bro! now say the sentence

human being: STFU RETARD ITS OVERUSED U GOIN NOWHERE
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brocken brocken bro 

“brocken brocken bro” the terminology for those who are depressed and emo💔💔💔🎣. the term coming from the amazing adrian. the “bro” added for modern slang.
“omg look at henry”
“omg he’s so brocken brocken bro
brocken brocken bro by adrian_is_gay September 11, 2021

Brovine Bro Fist

The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.

Brown Belt Bro 

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

New Bro-nfels 

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
New Bro-nfels by drew7667 July 8, 2009

Buffle Bro 

A Buffle Bro is a student of the University of Colorado and enjoys spending his time watching sports and "bro-ing" out looking at tiffs. His favorite past-time, however, is looking like a total douche bag.
That Buffle Bro has three popped collars and a Buffaloes jersey on.
Buffle Bro by Kordd September 22, 2009