When a man or woman begins to expand bonedensity while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)
“If you buy that Rolex make sure you getextra links your wrist has thickened!”
“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”
“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
When someone kneels behind another while reaching up and under between the males legs with both hands to stroke their salami, all while blowing raspberries on their asshole.
Last nights party was so wild, I heard Danielle gave Colin what they call The Trombone near the shed out back!