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The thickening 

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)
“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
The thickening by Judgerichie November 8, 2017

the trombone 

When a girl eats your butthole while stroking your cock and plays with your balls
This chick was down to do the trombone last night
the trombone by Jchronic May 6, 2018

The Ted Bundy 

Having sex in the Piledriver position (legs and rest of the body above the head) and coming down too hard and breaking your partner's neck
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news about Mark going to jail for murder?

Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl

Guy 1: What a way to go.
The Ted Bundy by Gojirasans_228 December 20, 2019

The Trombone 

When someone kneels behind another while reaching up and under between the males legs with both hands to stroke their salami, all while blowing raspberries on their asshole.
Last nights party was so wild, I heard Danielle gave Colin what they call The Trombone near the shed out back!
The Trombone by HalfDilf March 26, 2021

cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.
She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.
cleaning the tailpipe by V November 15, 2002

Do the trash

An updated term for "Take out the trash."
Why did "take out the trash" get replaced by "DO THE TRASH"?
Do the trash by anonymous July 22, 2004