Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
Get the fishing for crappie mug.ya she did
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
Get the my fish lost her gloves mug.A slimy sea creature with dick sucking lips and hicks try to catch them with poles. Can also be used as a joke or to describe the smell of a girl's vagina. They make very good fleshlights aswell.(the ones without teeth)
Example 1:
Gawddaym bill I just caught me a fish the Size of my wifes honkers.
Example 2:
Man 1: hey man do you like fishsticks?
Man 2 (Kanye west): hell yeah I love fishsticks.
Man 1: what are you... a gay fish?
Man 2 (Kanye west): SHUT THE FUCK UP I AINT NO GAY FISH DAWG IM STRAIGHT AS A PENCIL AND YEAH I LOVE FISHSTICKS, I LOVE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN MY MOUTH BUT I AINT NO GAY FISH BITCH.
Example 3:
Dude... I fucked that girl last night and her vagina smelt like fish.
Example 4:
Mmmmmmyep ima put my dick I'm this fish mouth. *dead fish sounds* ohhh yeah *slap slap squish* shiiiit *wet noises"
Gawddaym bill I just caught me a fish the Size of my wifes honkers.
Example 2:
Man 1: hey man do you like fishsticks?
Man 2 (Kanye west): hell yeah I love fishsticks.
Man 1: what are you... a gay fish?
Man 2 (Kanye west): SHUT THE FUCK UP I AINT NO GAY FISH DAWG IM STRAIGHT AS A PENCIL AND YEAH I LOVE FISHSTICKS, I LOVE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN MY MOUTH BUT I AINT NO GAY FISH BITCH.
Example 3:
Dude... I fucked that girl last night and her vagina smelt like fish.
Example 4:
Mmmmmmyep ima put my dick I'm this fish mouth. *dead fish sounds* ohhh yeah *slap slap squish* shiiiit *wet noises"
by Mr. Postpartum March 30, 2022
Get the Fish mug.Any fish that is not in the wild
“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”
“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”
“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”
by RealVibesBro December 8, 2020
Get the Domesticated Fish mug.The act of rapidly slapping someone’s inner thighs with one hand, in a back and forth motion. Often done by surprise.
Replicates the slapping sounds of a blue fish flopping about on the deck of a ship.
Replicates the slapping sounds of a blue fish flopping about on the deck of a ship.
by Raenac August 6, 2022
Get the Blue Fish mug.A term used by some gay men for the phenomenon of one or more straight women surrounded by gay men at an event. Often occurring at adult-themed events like leather nights or bear runs, those less inclined to cruise will surround the women, preventing them from entering areas of the party they are not welcome.
Those girls came out last night thinking they would have their bachelorette party at the leather bar. They weren't welcome, so we made a fish basket. They didn't make it past the bar.
by bluebeard80 July 1, 2025
Get the fish basket mug.When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam
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