Sleep fart

The act of unknowingly talking to someone while half-asleep.

Mother: Honey, time to wake up for school
Child: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M EATING WAFFLES!
Farting is a mistake; a sleep fart is a bigger one

by Aweshtin Awig July 24, 2009

Pocket fart

Random text characters transmitted to a cell phone contact when phone keys in a cell phone in the pocket get accidetly pressed. Similar to pocket dialing ("your pocked dialed me")

Dude, that was a weird text you sent me, or was it just a pocket fart...

by Cranky Joe January 15, 2011

fart harp

A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.

He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.

by teetiger October 18, 2008

phantom fart

1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.

2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you

3) The fright of a fart being with you

Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.

by ilanakari94 November 5, 2007

fart master

One experienced in the ways of expeling methane gas from the rear ends of the body.

Also, a masta of flatulence.

A huff, a puff, and the fart master almost set my house on fire.

by Squanto November 20, 2002

rocket fart

a fart that is released so close to you that when you breath you inadvertently inhale it in it's most concentrated form.

Oh shit, the dog just rocket farted me when we were laying on the couch together.

by pdoggydog February 7, 2013

Fart Kiss

When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.

*wants to surprise gf/bf*

*gives fart kiss*

*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*

by SG94 October 3, 2012