John Lennoned 

Getting a facial with glasses on

Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face

Dude I was with my girl last night and I John Lennoned her!

John Lennoned by Scarpaltunnel October 29, 2023

john frusciante 

the greatest guitarist of all time.

john frusciante playing don't forget me live

john frusciante by rhcparebetterthanyou November 4, 2023

John Gallagher III 

He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall

Bro is that a nuclear bomb or is that just John Gallagher III's asscheeks

John Gallagher III by IsBadAtMath November 6, 2023

John Headache 

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

John Headache by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

John Syndrome 

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.

You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society

John Syndrome by anonymous November 9, 2023

John Cocking Farm 

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

John Cocking Farm by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

John the Tom by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023