chocolate dinkleberg

When you cover your dick in chocolate so women will give you blow jobs

I had a Chocolate Dinkleberg for dessert ;)

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014

Chocolate Chiclets

Skank with really rotten teeth, resembling chocolate coated chiclets. Very unattractive, always smiles with mouth closed

WOW...look when she smiles all you can see are her rotten chocolate chiclets

EWWW

by AOVSQUAD November 20, 2010

Chocolate With Nuts

One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.

Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!

by the fire, and lighting dragon September 28, 2021

Chocolate Dip

An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.

Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.

by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011

Chocolate the pig

An absolute UNIT of a pig. Very athletic, smart, funny, cool and can defeat any enemies. Chocolate the pig has a record of always getting the Angry Bird's eggs whilst doing a little trolling. Him and his friends would and still do always take down the birds and are unstoppable. Chocolate the pig has many good friends like Holeman, Pig C-O, The Blues, Minipig and very rarely he might team up with blackbird/bomb. together Chocolate and his friends make actual gods.

1: Chocolate the pig is here! We're saved.

2: I wonder how many eggs Chocolate the pig has.

by Vennones May 14, 2021

chocolate rasberry

when you drop your pants and spread ass against a door or wall and fart for acoustic purposes and leave a shit stain on the surface

I left a chocolate rasberry all over my grandmother's bedroom door while she was sleeping

by dazzleMcrazzleberry April 2, 2020